CRACK AT THE BOX

CRACK AT THE BOX
Damn! girl! get that shit under control!

This is a blog about my twice daily trip to and from work onboard Seattle Metro bus 358, the 358 is known as north Seattle's most nefarious bus run. When the coach leaves I will be blogging as fast as my thumbs can type... so hop onboard and enjoy a run. your comments and bus experiences will be appreciated and responded to.

Monday, April 5, 2010

First wave of Migratory Vagrants arrive in Seattle

In an hilarious April Fools day joke, someone in the Los Angeles city council office distributed Greyhound tickets to the local homeless. Over the weekend several busloads of migratory vagrants arrived at Seattles bus depot, the destitutes , mostly clothed in panchos n bermuda shorts are none to pleased, several immedietly urinated in the bus depots lobby in order to get incarcerated, thus avoiding the frigid temperatures, the standard L.A. bumb is not equipped for temperratures below 60 degrees, the remainder have overcrowded local hospices and are aggresively trying to sdcrounge up bus fare back to cali. L.A. bumbs are the most shameless of derelicts, they'll pass out anywhere and even sleep it off within inches of their own feces. One should excercise extreme caution when in the vicinity of these cretins, the bumb wearing tattered shorts with dreads hanging in his ass crack. With this noted, your afternoon commute is expected to be the standard, pungent air quality with the possibility of mutiple panhandling attempts, and it is reported that the gurney boy is out about the north seattle region, if he boards your bus you will know instantly from the smell of the cathater bags swinging off the gurney, get another bus.

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